Quick jokes and laughs

Ok everyone we had a very busy day today with the Railroader921 and madambutterfly1822 events geocaching poker run and white elephant party GC48ZGW and WWFM X at the Peace Gardens GC48DZ0. They were some of the greatest events we have ever attended. But there was one problem. We didn’t have much time or energy left to post for the day. So while cacheseekers sleeps I will tell you a few quick jokes.
Here you go I hope you enjoy them.
CROSSING THE RIVER
One day, three men were geocaching and expectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea
of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was
able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after
almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence ... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Ok here’s another one for you. This time it’s the ladies turn to get picked on.   These two girls were geocaching and came to a river as it was getting dark out. They were trying to figure out how to get across and the first one said, "I'll shine the flashlight across the river and you can walk on the beam of light." The second girl says, "What, do you think I'm an idiot?! . . . I'll get half way across and you'll shut the light off . . ." Ha ha I love that one. Here is one more for your enjoyment. Two guys from Idaho rent a boat for a day of fishing. After trying several areas without catching anything they row to a place and begin catching fish with every cast. The first guy says, "hey we should mark this spot so we can come back." Not having a gpsr or the brains to use one, the second guy takes out a marker and puts an "X" in the bottom of the boat. The first guy sees this and comments, "You idiot. What good is that going to do? What if next time we don't get the same boat?" Sorry for the lame jokes but I had to do something for the day LOL.I hope you enjoyed at least one of them. Have a good night everyone and we will post a good one tomorrow.